Farm Songs

Old McDonald

 

Old McDonald had a goat,

It ate his winter overcoat.

 

Old McDonald had a sheep,

It ate his big, red, four-wheeled jeep.

Old McDonald had a cat,

It ate his furry, winter hat.

 

Old McDonald had a goose,

It ate his can of apple juice.

 

Old McDonald had a duck,

It ate his new, green, pick-up truck.

 

Old McDonald had a cow,

It ate ten bags of puppy chow.

 

Old McDonald had a horse,

It ate his rubber boots, of course.

 

Old McDonald had a pig,

It ate his sister's brand-new wig.

 

Old McDonald had a dog,

It ate the farmer's catalogue.